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Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
01 January 2020 @ 08:26 pm
THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF A FAT COW.
THAT WOULD BE ME.
I'M MRS BOB.



HOW DO YOU DO?
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Current Location: THE PADDOCK
Current Mood: curiouscurious
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
09 June 2008 @ 10:58 am
Daddys been making lots of noise again. and somefing pretty cool.
see.


cool, eh?

Its for my boyfriend. he's coming to visit. i so lucky.

mummy's like, 'oh joy'. but i dont think i like her tone.
no sir-e-bob.
she says hes scary, and HUGE and his name is Revenge for **** sakes.

And I's like 'YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'
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Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: daddy with the hammer
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
04 June 2008 @ 04:46 pm
hay  
Life's been boring here down on the farm.
let's talk about the weather.
Got rain. Yay!
Got frost. Yuk!

the kids are growing up fast. are starting to eat a bit of grass.


Though they'd rather play in it. Hallo!

Still. There is this wonderful machine. it makes lots and lots of noise. but it has a secret. it makes grass.
no way, you say. Yes way, i say.
and i know.
because i am Mrsbob.
mummy calls it a lawnmooer. doesnt moo though. it goes grhhhhrkgfjdvbdgf. just like that.
lawnmooer = luv.

bye bye four now.
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Current Location: the paddock actually
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Current Music: the lawnmooer
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
04 May 2008 @ 12:28 pm
got neighbours, not impressed!

 
 
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
12 April 2008 @ 07:10 pm
So daddy was a-mowing the lawns, as he does. And I saws he was putting the grass cutting in the wheelbarrow to give to us. like he does. well, I's was hungary, like I am. So I couldnt wait.

nope,couldnt waitCollapse )

So that was our happy and shiny Saturday afternoon adventure.
Daddy says he dont want one like that for awhile. He's pooped!
 
 
Current Location: the Front paddock
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: daddy swearing and mummy laughing
 
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
DA DUM..........


this is Frankie.


pretty eh?
Zonnie thought she'd test the, ah, waters?
Silly, it's not water, it's my milk. D'uh.

Mummy is'nt sure if Frankie is a Mr Frankie or a Ms Frankie yet. I dont care. I's just a licking. Make sure Frankie is okey dokey and a box of fluffies.
Yip.
Box of Fluffies.
a big box.
Yes-siree-Bob.
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Current Location: the front padock
Current Mood: busybusy
Current Music: drums still rolling.
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
02 April 2008 @ 01:08 pm
I's so cool.
Guess wot i just did?
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Current Location: the front paddock
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: drum rolls
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
yeah, mummy aint quite sure anymore if I's up the duff or not, cos, well, nothings come out.
And I cant tell her.



so she just waits, and thinks i'm just fat.
poor mummy.

So, while shes awaiting .........here's a puppy pic spam. remember when i's said mummy and daddy were a bit crazy? well, the list of horrible doggies has grown. 'cept these ones arent that horrible. YET
Freya and Thor. stoopid names. not like Mrsbob. thats a cool name.


thats Thor. He thinks he's the man. he is so not the man. just saying.


Cor blimey, that looks like yummy grass. Nom nom nom.


Hmmmm, maybes i 's can teach them to bring me hay??? there could be a silver lining to the increase in horrible doggies. more research needed. and better photos

bye for now
 
 
Current Location: house paddock
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: taking back sunday-mummy like another bogan band
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
13 March 2008 @ 08:25 pm


Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free
Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free

I's a singing it, dude........



If I had my little way I'd eat peaches everyday
Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches
Im movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches


um, yeah. whats i going to say again.????
oh.
I's forgot.
oh well.
'Im movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches' do do da dum dum
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Current Location: the paddock
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Peaches - Presidents of the USA
 
 
Mrs Bob the Wondercow!
Daisy had a little girl, little girl, little girl.
Daisy had a little girl
Quiet as can be.

Holy cow, I's was just a eating and a walking and a hanging out and stuff and then there it was.

Da Dum.......



And mum's like 'awwwh, holy crap, it's supposed to be a boy, and I was going to call him Ray cos Daisy has curls and Ray has the best fro in the world and, um. Yeah.'

'Whut??' I says. 'You talking about that band again?'

my mums shes crazzy.

Anywho, I's look after Daisy's little girl and Zonnie. and I's guard them.
Cos I'm MrsBob the Guard Cow.
Yes-siree-bob


mummy says I's too fat to fit in the photo. I's says WHUTEVA!
 
 
Current Location: the front paddock
Current Mood: goodgood
Current Music: tractors at Mr Neighbours